Monday, May 25, 2020

(Off topic RANT) Don't blog on Wordpress - It's infested with Idiotic SEO Trolls and worse

Ok so I posted my final post on wordpress, on maximum Carnage. It didn't go well. By now you know the fucking story of why i moved here. I moved here because the new Wordpress Editor Sucks and they're forcing it down our throats. It's not like that's not a valid reason to move from wordpress to blogger, right? Right? RIGHT? 

Well to some people's minds it Isn't a valid reason to leave. In fact you get TROLLS on wordpress who like your post in Jest just to aggravate you that they are doing better on wordpress than you are. Let me introduce you to two types of trolls wordpress has. Troll type A has many, many kinds varieities, but they all run blogs talking about SEO! So when you see a like from someone like this, it's probably because you mentioned how much more views Blogger gives over wordpress. These kinds of idiots will want to troll you for not having good enough SEO on wordpress. So They like the post because you're too smart to let them comment. Because you disabled comments like I do anyway. These kinds of people have no lives, and live just for Jest Likes and trolling intentional "haha" likes on your post.  That happened with my farewell post. 

There is nothing that annoys me more than SEO so I don't fucking do it people, I just write what I feel like and hope it works. I don't care about the little nitty gritty shit like keywords and all crap like that. So when I see a stupid SEO Troll troll a jest "haha" like to me when  I post a blog post saying Blogger is much better than wordpress (and it is!), I just get pissed off.  NEVER EVER Post something like that on wordpress, because they're practically infested with stupid SEO Trolls.

Also, NEVER, EVER Post posts that say you're leaving, because you will attract Troll Type B, which is even more annoying, offensive, and obnoxiously trolly - these kinds of trolls post Blog Posts on people with mental illnesses, and wlll ASSUME you are someone with a mental illness when you say you're leaving wordpress.  I ran into one of them recently, and this fucking idiot liked posts on TWO blogs there, my game design blog, and on my main doom modding blog. When you say you are leaving they will then like the post because to them, you're some total mentally ill retard.  All they obsess over is mental illness, and they think doing something like this makes you mentally ill.  Let me tell you something Troll! I am NOT mentally Ill, Just because I am sick of wordpress! I came there as an alternative to blogger, when I was FORCED to quit blogger.  By stupidity. Long story.  But  to ASSUME, I of all people, who has VALID reasons to leave, is Mentally ill, is fucking retarded in itself.  I don't know why wordpress doesn't crack down on people like this, because there are TONS of people on wordpress who are shady characters, and liking a post for trolling/jest/mental illness accusing reasons seems to be common there.

The Moral of the story, DONT blog on wordpress, It's not worth it, your stuff will barely get viewed, and people will troll you with stupid jest likes and worse. Just Use Blogger. It's BETTER, People!